Shower them in small coins
we gave six robots six guns and asked them to build an even bigger gun. they asked for some paintbrushes and paint instead and made a really hurtful caricature of me
i have a question
it took me 4 and a third hours to stop crying
Source: officialunitedstates
I used to make my passwords really weird so my parents wouldn’t get into my phones. So before I went to camp last summer I broke my phone screen and my parents took it to get it fixed. They needed the password so they emailed the camp and the camp director came and asked me for the password.
She was expecting some numbers.
I had to look her in the eyes and tell her it was “spaghetti daddy”
i’m so glad i follow you
Source: chicken-tendrils
what’s it called when a shrimp kills another shrimp
a krilling spree
no it’s fucking murder
Source: wheremyshrimps
Olympic National Park , USA 💙❤💛
I CLAIM THAT SHIT
AMEN
Can’t afford not to reblog this. Hope it works for all of us!
Source: thatpettyblackgirl
Well now I can correctly moonwalk away from uncomfortable situations
Because everyone deserves to know how to do a mean moonwalk.
guYS THIS IS IMPORTANT
I definitely reblogged this sitting down not getting up to do the moonwalk at all
Source: alexbam2006
tbch:
I would be on green almost 90% of the time and snag a yellow when I needed a nap. I never went on red bc I was enough of a sociopath to just manipulate one of the other kids to push someone in the dirt or make another kid cry for me.
You should maybe seek therapy there’s no way you’ve just gotten rid of that
Source: hotboyproblems
